Sophie: "Mom, I don't have very much water."
Me: "Yes you do. How much is in that glass?"
Sophie: "Half."
Me: "Right, your glass is half..."
Sophie: "Empty, Mommy."
Me: "Uh oh."
Sophie: "What?"
Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny stories. Show all posts
August 25, 2010
March 11, 2009
Three Things Sophie Said

Prayer before bed: "Dear God Thank you for the sky that it's always so bright. And thank you for the animals I see all around my town. Amen."
On the day of Henry's baptism: "Henry is so cute, and so mysterious."
On going with Lucy to the vet: "I do not mind if she goes ballistic. I will be brave of it."
October 14, 2008
(One of the Many Reasons) Ben is Awesome
Me: "So I ordered Sophie her kitty cat Halloween costume. I just hope it's not too big."
Ben: " Well, if it is, we can just alter it."
Me: (Since no one in our house has any sewing skills whatsoever...) "Who's we?"
Ben: "Us and our allies. A coalition of the willing."
{Laurie and Caitlin, be on the alert: A kitty costume may be coming your way soon. If you're on our side, that is.}
Ben: " Well, if it is, we can just alter it."
Me: (Since no one in our house has any sewing skills whatsoever...) "Who's we?"
Ben: "Us and our allies. A coalition of the willing."
{Laurie and Caitlin, be on the alert: A kitty costume may be coming your way soon. If you're on our side, that is.}
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