Over half a pancake, a side of bacon, and a strawberry banana smoothie at a local cafe on Saturday morning, Henry let Sophie and I know he'd like to have 100 kids. He then proceeded to tell us the names he had in mind for some of them. They are listed below. (One person has suggested that Henry could now populate his own sci-fi fantasy novel. But I think he should just publish his own baby name book, and get these into the public domain, where they clearly belong.)
Henry
Lumer
Jumer
Daisy
One
Two
Three
Four
Eight
Nine
Ten
Wayne
Hormany
Sandwicher
Jamie
Gam
Gamzoo
Deem
Sheem
Lamb
Later that afternoon, he thought of more:
Geem
Geemloo
Moonyer
Bajeem
Jeemer
Kaneemyo
Shorm
Johmbee
Gom
Gamboll
Juam
Joymee
Glooma
Jom
Gool
Ji-New
GeeMeeBonyo
Lambnoo
Yahm
Lohglangleem
Jammer
Gleamjoom
All I can say is good luck, Henry's future children.
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