Henry: I want to make a card for Rocky Sand, Mommy.
Me: For who now?
Henry: Rocky Sand. I like her. She's my friend.
Me: Um.....I'm just not sure...who.....is that a pretend friend? Or....
Henry: Rocky Sand, Mommy!!!
Me: Wait, do you mean Sophie's friend Roxxann?
Henry: Yep.
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Henry: I got a wack! I got a wack!
Me: What?
Henry: Out of my ear. Right here. On my finger. A wack.
Me: Oh...because there are wacks in your ear. But you mean wax.
Henry: Yeah. I got a wack.
Me: Plurals are tricky. Okay, go throw that in the garbage and wash your hands.
Henry: Yep.
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Me: Why are you covering up your pee pee like that?
Henry: To keep it.......safe.
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